“Ben’s on First: The place where Ben’s cooking is better than his sense of direction. He still thinks ‘left’ and ‘right’ are suggestions, but when it comes to food, Ben’s a genius. Wear this shirt to honor the man who’s convinced that seasoning is a personality trait and that ‘just one more bite’ is a valid life philosophy. Guaranteed to make you look like you know what you’re doing… even if Ben doesn’t!”