THE FIRST RULE OF JOKE CLUB IS: YOU DO NOT JOKE ABOUT JOKE CLUB. THE SECOND RULE OF JOKE CLUB IS: YOU DO NOT JOKE ABOUT JOKE CLUB! THIRD RULE OF JOKE CLUB: SOMEONE YELLS "STOP", GOES LIMP, TAPS OUT, THE FIGHT IS OVER. FOURTH RULE: ONLY TWO COMICS TO A FIGHT. ONE FIGHT AT A TIME. NO PROPS NO COSTUMES. FIGHTS WILL GO ON AS LONG AS THEY HAVE TO. IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT JOKE CLUB YOU HAVE TO FIGHT.
